drvcoharry:

goblet of fire au where draco talks to all the beauxbatons girls in fluent french and that’s the story of how harry potter lost his fucking mind

i-see-my-otps-in-erised:

• Harry and Ron were SUPPOSED to be roommates but Ron fucked up and forgot to request him
• On move in day Harry bumps into this asshole who’s bitching about someone touching his “imported scarves”
• Harry doesn’t have a lot to unpack so he’s already set up when that same asshole barges into the room. He doesn’t even notice Harry as he orders the poor volunteers around, telling them how to set up and “that doesn’t go THERE what are you, an animal???”
• When the storm clears Harry just stands there blinking as Draco finally notices him. He offers him his hand to shake with his signature “Malfoy. Draco Malfoy. And you are…?”
• Harry reluctantly takes it. “… Harry Potter”
• Throughout the school year they’re very short with each other, usually hanging out with other groups. They still respect each others rules and lifestyles within the dorm, but rarely ever talk.
• One night, late into the year, Draco comes in shit faced drunk while Harry is studying.
• He starts crawling all over Harry on the bed and ends up laying in his lap talking about how everyone wants to be friends with him because of his father and how sometimes he doesn’t even like the people he hangs out with and stuff like that
• After his long rant they just kinda sit there and suddenly Draco looks up like “You’re really hot you know that? Like suuuper hot. That’s why all those girls are after you. But you’re so stupid you don’t even realize it. Honestly.”
  
• He kinda goes on about how hot Harry is and how sometimes he wants to make out with his stupid face and how the way his expressions are on a day to day basis is practically killing him but then Draco starts falling asleep mid-rant and just passes out on Harry’s lap.
• Harry just sits there in stunned silence before sliding out from under Draco and going to Rons to spend the night
• Draco wakes up feeling horrible and he doesn’t remember a lot from the night before. When he sees he’s on Harry’s bed and Harry is gone he starts panicking like “fuck fuck FUCK what did I do??”
• Later that night Harry comes back and they exchange awkward “heys” before Draco gets all formal saying he’s sorry if he said anything out of term or caused any trouble
• Harry just laughs like “you’re fine its cute the way you act when you’re drunk”
• Draco is internally screaming at “cute” but he’s like “nevertheless I should not have imposed you-”
• Harry interrupts him like “dude enough you don’t have to act so up tight with me I’m not gonna judge you”
• And after a bunch of back and forth they’re suddenly criss crossed on the floor talking about their stupid aunt and uncle or how strict their houses are and they’re up talking until 2AM and somehow Draco ends up in Harry’s lap again ranting away and Harry is playing with his hair, only stopping when he agrees with something (“RIGHT?? How stupid is that???”)
• There’s a small pause as they catch their breath and wind down a bit
• Draco closes his eyes while Harry combs through his bangs before asking “So last night I just ranted about my friends at you?”
• Harry chuckled and makes a mysterious comment like “among other things”
• “Like what?” Draco is sweating now oh god what did I say to this beautiful boy
• “Apparently I’m hot and I don’t even realize it”
• Draco’s hands are on his face because he’s beet fucking red and Harry is laughing trying to pry them away
• “don’t worry, don’t worry! I thought it was cute-” “don’t make fun of me!” “I’m not! Really! It was adorable! To be honest, I think everything you do is adorable” “OOHMYGOD PLEASE STOP”
• and they both act like total fucking dorks until Harry manages to get Draco’s hands out of his face and plants a weird upside down kiss on his lips
• Harry half-expects him to get embarrassed, but after a beat Draco’s pulling Harry back down with messy kisses and reposition’s himself so he’s straddling Harry’s lap
• They’re wrapped around each other, Draco holding himself up so he can curve Harry’s head back and force his mouth open
• Harry’s clawing at his back, about to slide his hands down to grab Draco’s hips when there’s a loud knock on the door (“are you fucking kidding me” goes through both their minds)
• Ron’s coming from a party, drunk, trying to get Harry to go with him. Harry just takes Ron back to his dorm instead.
• He expects Draco to be asleep when he gets back, which he is.
  
• But on Harry’s bed.
  
• Deliberately leaving space for Harry.
• For the rest of the year they switch off on cuddling and making out with each other on different beds. Ron finds out at the end of the year and is more upset about how he could have half-dormed with them since they had an extra bed than the fact they were secretly dating all that time.

I think I’m in love with muggle AU’s of drarry. Also, make out scenes are my life. Fight me.

bebeliscious:

When Harry began lamenting not being able to have children, Hermione explained that by transfigurating a sperm into an egg long enough for it to merge with a sperm, Draco and Harry could have children, as long as someone gave birth do them.

Luna told Harry she’d gladly give birth to their children and Harry, who had expected not having children at all, began daydreaming non-stop about it.

So you can imagine Harry going CRAZY with the idea of his and Draco’s children.

Which means there was a lot of begging and pleading, but since Draco wasn’t up for it, Harry let go of the idea for a while. Although he really wanted children. But then Draco gifted him with a pair of baby-shoes on their third anniversary.

Just imagine Harry James Potter looking up in surprise at his partner and going… “really? you will?” and Draco nodding, then having an amazingly happy Potter kiss every part of his body for the rest of the night.

Harry clearly won the naming bet with their first-born and Draco went along with it because he wasn’t interested in having children at all in the beginning… but he wasn’t happy about it.

At first, Harry had proposed using the Malfoy name, only because he knew Draco wasn’t really that excited about having children. But Draco was adamant that they use both.

And even though Harry was the one obsessing over having children, Draco is the one going up in the middle of the night to see their newborn child sleep because he’s afraid he will stop breathing. So Harry has to get up and convince him to go back to bed because “he will wake us up in half an hour anyway and he’s breathing, he’s fine, come back to bed, Draco.” but this happens with all their children.

James Sirius Potter-Malfoy, their first-born. With Harry’s black hair and Draco’s gray eyes. Surprising the Weasleys when he calls Draco Papa because, other than Harry and his mother, none of them knew that French is Draco’s first language.

Really, not even Fleur knew. It wasn’t until they got children that Draco started hanging out more with the Weasley’s and they got to know him better.

And a couple of years later, when Draco was proudly showing his child to anyone that came close enough, Harry managed to convince him to go for a second one…

Then came the twins, that wasn’t planned! Scorpius Hyperion Potter-Malfoy, because Harry had already named their first-born. And then Albus Severus Potter-Malfoy… They decided to go 50/50 on that one.

Draco didn’t want to name the child Albus at all, but he still felt guilty for everything during sixth year and finally went along with it. As for Severus… His godfather DID take good care of him, after all. It was only fair.

In the beginning, Draco probably felt that three children was more than enough. But Harry wanted a lot more and when the twins came he was ECSTATIC. Scorpius took after Draco and Albus after Harry.

Albus was daddy’s boy and would throw tantrums everyday when Harry had to leave for work. Scorpius was obsessed with “Mama Molly” and spent more time running after Molly and “helping” her in the kitchen than any of the other Potter-Malfoy children.

Right after the twins were born, Harry asked his husband if he would like to try once more, because he really was hoping for a daughter…

To which Draco surprisingly said “alright Potter, but this is the last” and that was how Lily Luna Potter-Malfoy was planned.

Lily Luna with her blonde hair and enormous green eyes became the obsession of everyone… And she clung to Draco SO MUCH. Honestly. She probably spent 60% of her baby years in Draco’s arms, 30% in Harry’s and the rest in everyone else’s.

She didn’t like speaking English, although she understood it perfectly well. She’d answer people through Draco, Fleur, Victoire, Dominique or Louis instead. Fleur was enamoured with Lily Luna, since her own children preferred speaking English.

Everyone close to Harry began to finally see Draco in a new light. When the two of them had started dating, they had surprised everybody. Especially since Draco didn’t really show the same side he showed Harry to everyone else…

…But people began seeing him through his children. James Sirius seeking comfort from his Papa when he’d fallen from his broom. Draco nervously following the twins when they had just began taking their first steps and not daring to let them out of his sight.

TBH he was worst when James began walking. If the boy was about to fall, he would levitate him and then Harry would try to convince him to stop it. “Draco he needs to do this on his own” “What, so you want our child to get hurt?” “No, but-” “So then he won’t if I keep an I eye on him!” “He will be fine!” “Potter! What if he hits his head?”

…but Harry did the exact same thing when Lily Luna started walking.

But everyone saw how much he cared about their children and although it was still a bit weird that he and Harry were together and EVEN HAD CHILDREN… they realized they liked him.

OK but listen! Draco kept calling Harry “Potter” for as long as everyone knew them (in public) and once, Ginny had asked Albus to go get Harry and Albus had run over to Harry in his unsteady toddler legs and screamed “POTTAAHH” making everyone laugh until they cried.

Took them at least a month to get Albus to call Harry “daddy” instead.

All their children’s first words were Papa.

Imagine how amazingly proud Narcissa is of her grandchildren speaking French. Imagine how much money she burns on those little cretins. And she probably melts every time they say Mémé.

Just imagine sleepy Lily Luna going to her Daddy and asking him “quand nous allons visiter Mémé Cissy?” and Harry sighing deeply and replying “honey, I cannot understand a word of what you’re saying” because, although he knew Narcissa and Draco spoke French to each other, he never knew this would become such a big part of his children’s lives.

But then James Sirius probably enters a phase during his teens in which he doesn’t want to speak French at all and stops doing it for years, although he still knows it since Draco speaks and writes to all his children in French. Just as his mother did to him.

All in all, Harry feels a bit left-out. So he gets two pet snakes and speaks Parseltongue to them every time his children forget he doesn’t speak French at the dinner table.

And his husband happens to have the same reaction Harry got when he first heard Draco speak French… interesting.

They love their children. But the year James Sirius gets his Hogwarts letter, both Harry and Draco sigh in happiness at the thought of all of their children starting school.

magicalfeminazi:

I’m just imagining James Sirius going to Hogwarts and hearing all this stories about how Draco and Harry were always fighting and some one even shows him a picture somebody took of them in which Harry punched Draco. And he just can’t understand how the parents he saw at home, disgustingly in love, could be the same people as in those stories.

And then he hears stories about his father Draco and he knew his dad had been a Death Eater but people say such horrible things and he begins to understand why Harry hated him. And he is so confuse. He goes to see his uncle Lupin and starts ranting about how was it posible that his parents were toghether and that Draco was such a jerk when he was young.

“I can assure you your parents love each other very much, James” says Remus, his eyes not leaving the exams he was marking.

“BUT HOW? You don’t understand uncle Remus, he HATED him!” He cryes messing his hair.

Remus looks up and he is seeing James and Harry all over again and can’t help but smile fondly.

“Nah, he didn’t”

parseltonquinq:

moonysdog:

parseltonquinq:

drarrycontrary:

Why are Kiss Cams at professional Quidditch matches not a popular HP fanfic trope yet????

IMAGINE THE CHAOS WHEN INSTEAD OF PANNING TO THE CROWD, THE KISS CAM FOCUSES ON THE TWO OPPOSING SEEKERS

BECAUSE THE CAMERA WAS MAGICALLY FIXED TO SPOT THE PEOPLE WITH THE MOST CHEMISTRY 

IT GOT BETTER

gabrielthetricksterarchangel:

• The first time Harry ever saw Draco lose control of his magic was when he told him about his life with the Dursleys for the first time. Draco got so mad that he blew up everything made of glass in the house, including windows, picture frames and glasses. 
  
• They have a ritual that they do every morning to wake themselves up. Harry’s Alarm Charm will go off, Draco will wake up first and literally kick Harry out of bed. Harry will then wake up and pull Draco down, too, until they’re both sitting on the floor in a pile of blankets.
• Draco is very particular about his tea. He once made a waitress cry because she didn’t make it the way he asked for, but Harry never gets it wrong. He knows the whole order by heart. 
• Draco talks in his sleep and Harry will wake up sometimes and just lie there listening to him. Most of the time it’s just mumbling, but a few times Harry caught Draco use actual words. His favorite thing Draco has said in his sleep is “No, Mr Pineapple, Harry’s my teddy wolf. Go ask Santa for your own.”
• When either one of them wakes up from a nightmare, they both go down into the kitchen and make hot chocolate, then snuggle on the couch in front of the fire until they both fall asleep, all without saying a word. 
• When babysitting Teddy Lupin, most people are surprised to find that it’s Draco who can’t resist the puppy dog eyes and always gives the kid whatever he wants. It’s Harry who has to step in and lay down the law so that they don’t do something stupid like eat nothing but chocolate for breakfast or try to teach Teddy to Apparate.
• Harry’s really good at wandless magic and Draco sucks ass at it. Harry can do almost any minor spell, and even a few of the more complicated ones. But Draco is by far the best person Harry knows at silent magic. It honestly scares him sometimes how many different spells Draco can do without even opening his mouth. 
• Harry and Draco have opposite magical talents. Draco sucks at DADA while Harry excels at it, and while Draco was the second best in their year (behind Hermione, of course) at Transfiguration and Charms, Harry can’t change anything into anything else to save his life. Harry is also very good with making spells powerful as he has more brute strength, but Draco has much more control and can perform very complex spells. 
• Once Draco, Ron and Hermione got over the past and agreed to try to get along for Harry’s sake, everyone was surprised at how well the three of them got along. Harry would come home from work sometimes and find Draco and Hermione holed up in the library, helping each other with research and recommending books to each other. What’s worse is that Ron got Draco into the Chudley Cannons, and now they can be found getting into fights with witches and wizards who don’t support the Cannons. Ron and Draco make a surprisingly good team. 
• Narcissa Malfoy was extremely happy for her son, and loves to spoil Harry. They developed a mother-son bond, and they both love it. Harry was worried that Draco would be jealous, but it turns out that the blonde has the same relationship with Molly Weasley. Mother Weasley loves to knit Draco sweaters (Because the poor thing was always cold) and force him to eat thirds of every meal (are you sure he eats enough, Harry, the poor dear of awfully skinny). Once, harry went over to the Manor to see Draco (and Narcissa) and found that Draco had gone to the Burrow to see Molly. Without Harry.

drarryobsessionislikedrugs:

• Harry getting a tattoo for each significant person in his life. On his back is a lillyflower for his mother, Stag antlers for his dad and a moon and howling Wolf and Dog for Remus and Sirius. On his leg is a clock with all the Weasley’s names on it. His shoulder and collarbone has two Lions spread across it for Ron and Hermionie. And on his hand is just a simple message, Until the very end, for Draco.
  
• Harry convincing Draco to get a tattoo and him deciding to put it on his left arm, over the faint lines of the dark mark.
• Draco who wears beautiful white flower crowns that he makes himself from the Manors’ large gardens
• Draco wanting to express his current joy and happiness in the clothes that he wears. Pretty light pink jumpers, baby blue jeans, cream coloured trainers and on formal occasions always wearing light pastel green robes that represented that he was still proud over his former house
  
•  Harry embracing his punk side after finding an old leather jacket which used to be Sirius’s in Grimmauld place and then deciding he needed to get new clothes that weren’t ten times the size of him
• Harry meeting Draco the second time after the war in a muggle clothing shop in London
• Draco deciding he needed to help Harry find clothes andthem both realising the other had become way hotter over the war
• Them having their first kiss and Harry wearing the flowercrown that Draco was wearing that day and parading around Diagon Alley with it on
• Draco kissing each and every one of Harry’s tattoos and Harry describing what each of them mean to him
• I JUST NEED THIS IN MY LIFE
  

goldentruth813:

Give me Draco and Harry dancing in the kitchen for no reason as the wireless crackles with static in the background, laughing as their socks slide on the floor and they fall against the kitchen counter breathless from laughing.

Give me Harry and Draco splayed across the couch with Harry completely covering as much of Draco as possible just because he can and Draco pretending to be affronted “honestly potter could you be any heavier” as he buries his face in Harry’s hair to hide his smile.

Give me Draco complaining about everything as they move into their first flat together and Harry’s nerves are shot because God Draco can still be a prat sometimes and Harry had worked so hard to find a place he thought Draco would like but then he overhears Draco muttering to himself “none of this is good enough for Harry” and oh….oh.

Give me bumbling and awkwardness as Harry tries to teach Draco to cook and he wants to learn because damnit if Harry can do it how hard can it be but he also resists because he’s never had to and he doesn’t like to fail so he pretends to hate it. Harry pretends not to notice as ingredients continue to disappear from the pantry but there’s never anything to eat and they end up eating takeaway most nights.

Give me middle of the night when Harry can’t sleep and he tosses and turns relentlessly until Draco huffs and pretends to be annoyed for old times sake but the way his fingers find Harry’s show him otherwise as Draco wraps his arms around him pressing a kiss to the scar on his forehead that still hurts in his heart

Just give me Harry and Draco finally free from Voldemort; free from others expectations and guilt and fear as they find themselves and find each other.

pasttarc:

If Harry could have ever told James and Lily about Draco calling him names, they’d both probaby respond with something along the line of: ‘Remember, sweetie, if he’s mean to you, that means he likes you.’

purrimrose:

When anyone asks who the romantic in the relationship is, Draco always sneers and easily responds, “Potter. He’s a great sap.” Harry never objects, just smiles slowly and continues on with whatever it is he’s doing. He ought to protest, but this is a secret he keeps to himself.

One day Harry comes home from work and all the pictures he’s been meaning to frame are placed along the mantle of the fire place and along the halls. A few even make a guest appearance in the bedroom. Draco doesn’t say anything and he pretends that he hasn’t done anything at all. Harry smiles and kisses him and says thank you. Draco looks gratified but he never says, ‘You’re welcome’.

When gold and red flowers mysteriously appear around the flat, he gives Draco a quizzical look. Draco sniffs and goes back to his book as though nothing strange has occurred. When Harry touches the petals of one of the delicate things, Draco simply says, “Your flat is boring. And ugly.” They leave it at that but Harry grins.

After Harry spends the entire day up to his knees in a foul smelling bog, he tells Ron he can’t wait to go home, have a shot of whisky and pass out for the entire weekend. Instead he comes home to two wine glasses and a bottle uncorked, and he decides the wine is much better than the whisky, and the company much better than sleep. When he asks, Draco tells him how he’s been meaning to try this vintage for months. He only brought it out because he was thirsty.

Harry has always suspected that his boyfriend is a closet romantic, but it’s confirmed when he falls into a bed full of rose petals. Draco definitely blushes but puts on an air of indifference, as though he didn’t deliberately spread the petals himself.

“I thought it would make the room smell better. I know laundering is a foreign concept to you, but your Quidditch clothes are foul,” he says as he shuts the door and Harry kisses him.

Neither of them notice the smell of the petals at all.

At Christmas they put up decorations together and Draco teases Harry mercilessly for his popcorn garland. He’s drunk on spiked eggnog and keeps stealing Harry’s popcorn before he has a chance to thread it. When he pulls Harry underneath the mistletoe that he’s secretly hung, his face is flushed and he’s smiling like Harry hasn’t ever seen him done before. After they pull away from each other for a breath, Draco says ‘I love you’ in a great rush, as though if he doesn’t say the words fast enough he’ll lose them.

Of course Harry kisses him again, before he can ruin the moment.

So when people ask who the romantic is, Harry just smiles slowly and keeps quiet. He let’s Draco believe whatever he wants, because he’s a bit afraid if he points it out that Draco will get embarrassed and stop. It’s his own secret that his boyfriend is the biggest romantic he’s ever met, and he likes it that way. So yeah, maybe Harry is a great sap.

❤ ❤ ❤

drarry-ponderings:

• go to a gryffindors only party to annoy potter
• spill drink over ginny weasley at the party so she’ll have to go and change while I can have a fight with potter
• wake pansy in the middle of the night to rant about potter
• occupy benches with my clique I know potter and his friends like to sit on so potter can fight me about it
• make a collage of the ugliest photos I can find of potter
• yell at it
• send fake love letters to potter to embarrass him
• show up to potter’s quidditch practises and stare at him so intently that he will not be able to concentrate
• wait at potters hospital bed after an injury until he wakes up so I can scare him
• write poems about potter’s disgusting face to show how much I dislike him
• cry

jeremiahtosis:

draco malfoy likes his tea:

• precisely 47°C
• three sugars (four if he’s had a bad day)
• two and a half tablespoons of milk
• organic (nothing else)
• stirred five times clockwise, seven anti-clockwise
• and it has to be in that silver mug with green polka dots that sits in the cupboard, on your right and second along
  

harry gets it right every time

padfoet:

diydrarry:

UM I AM LITERALLY HYPERVENTILATING ATM BECAUSE I HAVE NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THIS BEFORE BUT WHAT IF HOW HARRY FOUND OUT ABOUT HIS HUGE GAY CRUSH ON DRACO WAS WHEN DRACO WAS TAKEN AS THE THING HE WOULD MISS MOST FOR THE SECOND TASK NO ONE TOUCH ME I AM SO WEAK OVER THIS

I KNOW I REBLOGGED IT BEFORE BUT IMGO ING TO CR Y SOMEONE PLEA. EE WRITW THIS